The Best of What's Around: Funny Sports Photo of the Day

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Funny Sports Photo of the Day

This is another new segment I'm going to try out on a regular basis. In an effort to get my readers involved, I call on all of you to come up with a funny caption for each picture that I post.

What better way to kick this thing off than with a photo of the original blogging funny man himself (he was, at one point, an inspiration), Gilbert Arenas. Washington misses you man...well not exactly Washington, but I miss you...well, I guess I don't really miss you either but I sure do miss reading your blog. Anyway...

Today's picture is titled: "Gun Shy", enjoy.

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Great Quotes

"It looked like a big tangerine, I liked that."- Orioles CF Adam Jones on the electric home crowd at Camden Yards on Cal Ripken Night
"I'd like to see how smart Theo Epstein is with the Tampa Bay [Rays] payroll, you got Carl Crawford 'cause you paid more than anyone else, and that's what makes you smarter? That's why I like whipping their butt. It's great, knowing those guys with the $205 million payroll are saying, 'How the hell are they beating us?' "-Orioles Manager Buck Showalter on the offseason moves of rival Boston Red Sox
"The first time we went to Yankee Stadium, I screamed at Derek Jeter from the dugout, our guys are thinking, 'Wow, he's screaming at Derek Jeter.' Well, he's always jumping back from balls just off the plate. I know how many calls that team gets -- and yes, he [ticks] me off." -Buck "Showtime" Showalter on Yankees SS Derek Jeter
"It took on a life of its own, It really took off on ESPN, it took over on YouTube. My wife said, 'You should trademark it.' Once I started to hear people were trying to make T-shirts, I said, 'I tell you what, if anybody is going to benefit off 'Can't Wait', it should be me.' " -Bart Scott discussing the tradmarking of the phrase "Can't Wait!"
"Melo is a superstar. I'm not a superstar. I'm a normal player that can help the team win. That's it." Danilio "The Siuation" Gallinari on his abilitiy to replace Melo
“I think it takes a strong-willed person, a strong-minded person, to deal with the stuff that I deal with and still go out there and go to work every day and perform on a nightly basis. I take my hat off to myself for dealing with all this stuff that’s going on and still be able to go out there and play at the high level that I can play at. I really don’t think an average person can walk in my shoes. I don’t think that.” -Carmelo Anthony on the recent 'Melo-Drama'
"She's like that bum on the street asking for money, but if you follow that bum home, you discover he's got five cars and a mansion. She gets 20 grand a month. She got $8,000 allowance. We both did. ... You're pretending your living a bad life, but the facts really are: you get 20 grand a month and you live in a three-bedroom townhouse in San Ramon, Calif." -Gilbert Arenas on ex-wife Laura Govan
“I feel like every time the ball is in the air, it should be ours, We attack the ball as if we’re the receivers. We’re the ones on offense back there.” -Janoris Jenkins
"It's part of the business. For whatever reason, I think the worst I've ever finished on defense is sixth ... We'll find a way to get it done. I can't do much, but I know one thing: We can call a defense. We'll take what we have." -Rex Ryan
"Hello. How 'bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City. [awkward laughter] You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast! " Alan, The Hangover
"I used to drink Hennessy ... at halftime, I [kept it] in my locker. I'd just walk to the liquor store and get it." - Ron Artest
"Have you ever gone 19-0? It's not ho-hum, I can assure you that. If it's ho-hum for someone, you've got to really reflect to say, 'Where am I headed in this life right now?' If 19-0 in the Southeastern Conference at the University of Florida is ho-hum, then you've got one exciting life, man, you've got a lot of good stuff going for you." - Urban Meyer
Dr. Farthing: "I know there's really nobody to blame for this but myself, well, I don't know, maybe the Buffalo Bills, the Boston Red Sox, or Mr. T or, or the Jets... " Mitch: "Wait a minute, Mr T.? Are you telling me that you bet on the fight in Rocky III, and that you bet against Rocky?" Dr. Farthing: "Hindsight is twenty-twenty, my friend." -Dirty Work
"I like playing over there, sometimes the ice is no good over there because [of] lots of concerts, lots of dog shows, something like that coming over there. It kind of smells no good over there sometimes." -Alexander Ovechkin on playing at Madison Square Garden
"But I'll tell you what - after seeing Los Angeles, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd seen in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place in the early '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? Sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here - the Dude from Los Angeles. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude. The Dude, from Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in all of Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. Sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced it enough." -The Stranger, Big Lebowski
Janice: I've got the perfect girl for you! Jeremy Grey: [sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair. Janice: Okay... Jeremy Grey: OK, can you, can you put that so he can't see it? Thank you. Hey, Janice... great talk. - Vince Vaughn, Wedding Crashers
"If I'm right, the 'U' stands for the University of Miami, well, we're the University of Florida. We're the 'U.' I don't refer to them as the 'U.' I refer to them as Miami. If the 'U' is for university and winning and championships, we're the 'U.' They are Miami, and that's what I call them." - Gator WR Louis Murphy on U of Miami
Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?" Derek Zoolander: And? Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius. - Hansel and Derek Zoolander
"One college game that's five fouls, right? ... 40-minute game at Duke, they got soft rims I'd probably score 84 or 85. I wouldn't pass the ball. I wouldn't even think about passing it. It would be like a NBA Live or an NBA 2K7 game, you just shoot with one person," -Gilbert Arenas on Coach K after getting booted from team USA
"Mike: So how long do I wait to call? Trent: A day. Mike: Tomorrow. Sue: Tomorrow, then a day. Trent: Yeah. Mike: So two days? Trent: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days. Sue: Definitely, two days is like industry standard. Trent: You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think? Sue: Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious. Trent: Yeah, two's enough not to look anxious. But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you... Mike: Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number." - Swingers